Okay, for those of you who don't know, the most vulgar, foul, depraved joke in the world is "The Aristocrats". No, I cant give you a link to it. That's not the type of joke it is. The joke is a wrapper, and you decide what it is that is the most vulgar thing possible to insert into the 'act'.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

The joke format is set up to allow you to express the entire world of thought, into the placeholder I have marked as censored. If you are not feeling very inspired, but want to see what other people have done with it, you can surf the net for a phrase from the non-censored part, and you will get a billion hits. Or, better yet, go out and see the movie "The Aristocrats!".