The most popular image at yahoo news is this photo of Miss Europe, Shermine Shahrivar of Germany. Here, you can clearly see her as she poses during red carpet arrivals for French directors Arnaud and Jean-Marie Larrieu's in-competition film 'Peindre ou Faire l'Amour' at the 58th Cannes Film Festival May 18, 2005.

Apparently, she doesn't have a head, but then again, beauty pageants were never about brains. so, who cares. with a nice pair, and quite a few jewels, nobody is going to notice her birth defect.

I suppose it would saze some time in the mating ritual, no need for small talk. And if you take he out to dinner, you just order a glass of milk or something and pour it down the hole between her shoulders where her neck and head should be.

Then you can take her home and fuck her, it's not like she's going to be complaining. She doesn't have a mouth, just three strategically placed holes, one where the food goes in, one where the food comes out, and one for your dick, specially made, just for you.

When your done, staple a jewel to her vest and leave her on the floor outside your hotel room. A porter will retrieve her and clean her up.